12/5/13 Day 4: I guess my lovely :HEAVY SARCASM: co-workers have not yet received the memo I am on the WHOLE30 cleanse and can not eat these items. These glorious delicious items. These cheese filled, ketchup smothered, chocolate encrusted, carbs on carbs on carbs items.
Needless to say I killed them all. Sad day.
No I didn't commit homicide today. It was actually a fairly good day, even with all that stuff every where I turned. I made plans with my friend whose husband hunts deer (poor bambi) for venison stew on Sunday. If a poor central new york deer who was just minding his business, maybe stopping by for a snack and then getting shot in the head isn't organic and free range I don't know what is. (stop what you're doing right now and go watch the clip from My Cousin Vinny about deer hunting cause it's funny as shit-here it is. you're welcome)
Classic. And I even got real obnoxious with it and am buying the appropriate stock. Because you can't just have any old liquid with vegetable flavor in it; no no has to be vegan, no sodium, no gluten, no dairy no GMO, no HMO, no LILO. It's piss from the Gods of skinniness and health. Great.
Well Day 4 is near a close, but my brilliant roommates decided it would be fun to go to karaoke tonight at a TGIFridays. We can't drink. Which is usually the only acceptable reason to do karaoke, being shit faced. But I guess this is a good chance to practice restraint and my drunk impression of myself. No this is vodka with lemon, not water. Im wasted.
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