OVER THE HUMP!

So today is Day 16! Only 14 more days to go!!! I don't think I've done anything for 16 straight days in my life, so cheers to me!

It's still miserable though, don't get me wrong. What's more is I'm starting to become a real food snob. When someone brings in fast food I'm like 'really? is that necessary though? is it? is it though?' for 45 minutes until they are done eating. I don't say it aloud, not yet.

I ended on day 7 so here is the summary of days 8-15: I'm hungrryyyyyyy. And I hate everythinggggg (except for tea time with my banana muffin.)

So I didn't feel it necessary to blog about that. And thanks to the snow that's been falling like it's rents due, I have something new to complain about; driving in the snow!

Open Letter to the Asshole Drivers (you know who you are):

Let me be the first to congratulate you on the awesomness that is your 4x4 truck with its chained up snow tires and hemi and the ability to just glide over the slushy snowy roads as if they are not there; sort of like Beyoncé does to us mere mortals.  Unfortunately like the Queen, shitty humans must be dealt with,  and so, do you have to deal with shitty front wheel drive Hyundai's, so back the fuck up!

Today is just not your day brah, shoulda left a few minutes early, but you didn't. Probably because you were too busy pleasuring yourself to the thought of your sweet snowmobile like ride.  Hope it was good for you, because you can now relive it while you're stuck behind me.

And I'm not sure if you've seen that state of my car, since its covered in salt and snow but let me tell you it has more dents in it than Ray Liotta's face (great actor though, super funny) so I could give a shit if you ram into me. You ,on the other hand, probably spend your nights scrubbing and waxing and courting your precious vehicle (they love it when you rub the dashboard. ow ow) so to mess it up by hitting my pos would be TRAGIC. So again, back up!!

Sincerely,

A very hungry girl who hasn't had carbs in a minute, so seriously, BACK UP!


Right, that was a bit off topic....