Monday, December 9, 2013

Days 5-7, I know you're dying to find out what happened!

Not really much.... besides me having the will power of a thousand people way more will powery than me!!

MWAHAHAHAH I laugh in the face of delicious foods and sweet treats!!!  I used a secret spell to suck the will power out of all the healthy people in a 100 mile radius to get me through thurs-sat, like in Hocus Pocus when the sisters suck the youth out of children.

Not really, I just realized 'no, thank you' is an acceptable response.

When I left you guys Thursday night I was headed to karaoke at TGIFridays.  OH MY GOD THE SMELLS!!! wings, fried cheese, chili cheese fries, tilapia (or was is that woman, not sure). And all the delicious fruity drinks for only 3$. It was a lot to handle, but we ordered our water with lemon, sat at a table away from the bar and enjoyed ourselves nonetheless.  I stared at a boy across the bar with an orange plaid shirt on (if you're reading this, message me in the comments) I think at one point is head turned into pizza, not sure.

Heather and I sang a marvelous rendition of Teenage Dirtbag to a standing ovation of applause. just kidding, there was no seating at the bar.  And then Rachel and Mike did a scintillating (SAT vocab bitches) version of You're The One That I Want from Grease.  It was a super fun night! I also dropped 120$ at Yankee Candle, so if you're wondering what you're getting for xmas from me, surprise! it's a candle! 

12/6/13 Day 5 - I had a half day at work then slept all day building up my energy for Saturday which was going to be a trying test of my endurance.  My Mt. Everest of this diet if you will. (don't, don't give me that. It's a terrible analogy)

12/7/13 Day 6- D-DAY (well actually it was Pearl Harbor. this is turning offensive) Anyway, today was the annual Christmas party for all the agencies in the area that are in my similar line of work. For 4 hours I had to set up and be surrounded by all my favy foods. Imagine the food, it was there, and I couldn't eat it.  Plus desert of course. It was a long and trying 4 hours. But I made it through! I also told an 8 year old I was going to a One Direction concert in August and that she should be jealous. It was the hunger talking.

Then just when I though it was over I had to attend a holiday cookie exchange party. Which was really lovely to be honest. The women were all great and I had a nice time, but as one would expect, food and cookies EVERYWHERE! My friend had her adorable baby with her, so I just held onto her for dear life, distracting myself.  My friend was probably concerned at one point I might nibble on her, but I didn't. I'm not Jeffery Dahmer, yet.

12/8/13 Day 7 - IN BED ALL DAY! I did absolutely nothing, I had to recover from Saturday. I bought seasons 1&2 of British show Misfits (really good btw) and watched all of season 1.  Rachel made delicious chili and banana muffins (WHOLE30 compliant). So this week we can have a little bit more diversity. We shall see. I'm sure I'll still be a miserable twat. cheers!

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